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Scare Demotivational Poster


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm

more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


The Holidays Are Coming ! -




SCAREDY CAT -


TAGS: scared cat little spider
Rating: 4.24/5

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:30 am
You say this is the same breed as the mighty lion? Ba ha ha. 5L gawd I love this place. Signed Miss Priss's dog.


ON SECOND THOUGHT... - ...I'll just let it fall out, thank you.


TAGS: dentist scare
Rating: 4.44/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:26 am
And another reason not to go to the dentist...


ZOMBIE OCCUPY -


TAGS: carlin classes scarey
Rating: 4.28/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:13 pm
I was actually thinking if posting this very quote, but I didn't know what picture to use. This one is positively perfect. 5L + faved.


ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?


TAGS: tony montana scareface balls
Rating: 2.77/5

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Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:01 am
Classic line, classic gangster, classic movie. Sadly always geeting high on his own supply.


DON'T SCARE ME - I poop very easily


TAGS: dog cat scare poop
Rating: 4.63/5

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ZOMBIE OZ -


TAGS: tinman scarecrow dorothy zombie oz
Rating: 4.71/5

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Airman - April 14, 2011, 11:19 am
this is amsome. 5 heel clicks
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:16 pm
So evil you are.... lol. Can you say unwanted organ donation?


Have you ever been so drunk..... -


TAGS: so drunk scare polar bear
Rating: 4.82/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:40 pm
Forgive me, please, but there is no such thing as a "good" pun. Consider yourself educated now, about THEM...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! Good pun, Scorp!!!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:15 pm
This one is "cymbalic," right? I can see the cymbalism...
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:34 pm
S1961, .... and polar bears play tympani? LOL!
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:33 pm
E.D., take your uneducated O.C.D. and shove it up your southend
steve1961 - August 26, 2015, 12:57 pm
Yeah! And penguins don't use cymbals...They are mostly cellists...
EmilioDumphque - August 26, 2015, 12:57 am
Hey, Bears are north pole, penguins south!
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 pm
Thanks again, Cern! Glad I made you laugh!
concern3 - August 25, 2015, 9:27 am
another funny one a 5er


ARMOR -


TAGS: love walls heart hide scared
Rating: 4.88/5

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5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 9:32 pm
well, I have only been on the other end of "the barrel" in the PI. this might hurt a little
GreyScorpion - October 21, 2010, 9:27 pm
you better go get some sleep 5150, your day in the barrel tomorrow :)
5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 9:23 pm
looks like you get to have another "clarification" discussion. Me, I actually got it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 9:18 pm
great one aggy...the poster and the comment.
agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 9:15 pm
You're a shallow moron.... does that clarify anything?
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 3:18 am
It's the statement that doesn't make sense to me. Protected from cupid's arrow? Evidently you've never heard of shore leave, nor of archers. No lions given until clarified.
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:34 pm
Bravo.


BRAINS -




PRACTICAL APPROACH -




MEMORIES -


TAGS: memory death scare me remember
Rating: 4.24/5

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Rick69 - April 6, 2012, 8:48 am
Born while crying & making others smile; Die while smiling & making others cry... That's a successful life...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:25 am
If most people who knew you in this existence are sad when you die, you've done something right
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 4:51 am
Oh Caveman, nice point, 5L


PARANOID! - I Am Not Paranoid, I Am Just Very Very Alert.




ARGUING. - She's learning early.




OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!


TAGS: cat scared knocked door first
Rating: 2.75/5

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Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 1:40 am
K thx guys ^^
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:17 pm
It took me 3 read-throughs before I got the laugh.... unfortunately, I voted after the first read.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yea wat they said. IMO it is a decent poster but it is old school internet humor so it wont be liked all to well in this day in age.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 3:17 pm
makes me want a cheezburger...and to hit you with a broom, or a hammer. j/k, forget the broom. :) there are lots of threads and people to help you, all you have to do is invest a little effort in reading, and don't be afraid to ask a question.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 3:09 pm
:D
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:48 pm
check out the forum thread "noob questions" and run ideas by other, more experienced MFers.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 2:41 pm
Comment please, i wna know what you guys think of this poster... is it just another lame poster ? is it good? give me tips for my next one , im just a beginner ^^


DEEP IN MY HEART -


TAGS: deep heart concealed scared confess
Rating: 3.46/5

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Reality Lord - October 1, 2011, 10:23 pm

please submit thhis to moti-twist as well. link at bottom of this page.


HE'S SMILING - This should scare you


TAGS: this smile should scare you
Rating: 3.74/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:46 pm
lol...cool


HE'S ORDERING IT WITH ANCHOVIES!!! -




LETS SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH -




NICE TO SEE THE GINGER GUY IS BEING LEFT BEHIND - THAT'S NATURAL SELECTION AT WORK!!




SCARED HANDS -




Mass Panic -




I'M SMILING... - That alone should scare you




The Note -




And He Said... -


TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage ph**o
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D


SURVIVAL -


TAGS: scared poop then fight
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:03 am
And don't think I won't do it. 5L
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 10:43 pm
5hytcheah


I'M SMILING -




I DIDN'T DO IT -




Scary? -


TAGS: 50s movie monsters robot film horror scifi scared
Rating: 5/5

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triumphman - May 13, 2016, 8:21 pm
I loved this movie when it came out ! Gorillas with space helmets and human voices ! Cool for the 50's ! I still watch it on utube !


ZOMBIES OF OZ -


TAGS: scarecrow brain
Rating: 4.4/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:17 pm
I grew up in the country, they kind of look like our old neighbours-- thanks for the memories RL.


TODAY, I WAS SO SCARED -


TAGS: today i was so scared
Rating: 4.28/5

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Woodywood03a - March 7, 2010, 2:24 pm
Maybe, but someone has a crush on her.
Cubbybear - March 7, 2010, 1:29 pm
Must be her avatar
Woodywood03a - March 7, 2010, 12:55 pm
Somebody got a crush on you!!!
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 10:22 am
;)


ADOPTION -


TAGS: love adopt child scared rerun
Rating: 4.25/5

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Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 12:22 pm

either would have work. poingnant vs de-motivational. you chose well kid!
rerun - December 12, 2010, 10:31 am

The last part of the line was tough....didn;t know if I wanted to go in the opposite direction with this one.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 10:24 am

awesome....yet again!


SCHNAPPS AND NAPS - Thats the only way SANTA makes it thru the day.




HEY LADY! - Doese this thing come with a VOLUME CONTROL, MUTE BUTTON or DIMMER SWITCH!




Novelty Alarm Clocks -


TAGS: alarm clocks novelty scare mornings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:31 am
Homemade is always better anyway. Would make nice Christmas gifts! Thanks OSA
OSA - November 4, 2013, 5:37 pm
Love the concept.!! I tried to import one into OZ a while back. Guess what happened ;-(


ebola -


TAGS: ebola scare virus epidemic death
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - October 20, 2014, 7:03 pm
That's not right. Naturally, you get 5 crotchless hazmat suits...


Conflicted -


TAGS: anxiety woman scared vegan kill
Rating: 5/5

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fgd051943 - October 14, 2013, 6:27 pm
Thank youMisPriss. It can only mean that you have a sick, twisted sense of humor. I like that.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:26 pm
5 tofu Ls!
crankyhead - October 12, 2013, 8:21 pm
Pass the 5alt.


Who's the scaredy cat now?! -


TAGS: scaredy cat
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - August 5, 2013, 8:11 pm
so cute :D
rerun - August 5, 2013, 8:01 pm

shivers, that is creepy


Scream -




MOD COSTUMES -


TAGS: rerun greyscorpion and agdaniele can even be scarey in drag
Rating: 4.77/5

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5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 11:10 pm
Thanks Aggy, I am still debating on robbing other kids tonight. I can always pilfer the fiance's kids stuff, but the look of terror fills my heart with warmth.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 11:04 pm
Dayamn, You boys got some mighty perty mouths. 5 banjos
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 11:00 pm
happy halloween, 5150
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
I figured he was the only guy to not care where his "weapon" was pointed. OBTW Happy halloween Elder Mods!
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 9:39 pm
Dammit.
Reality Lord - October 31, 2010, 9:27 pm

blue my a**. the cats out of the bag. you're the mexican with the 70's moustache...lol
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:25 pm
I told you guys I could pull off blue.


Girls -


TAGS: wizard of oz scarecrow lion tinman dorothy wants needs song girls fun
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - May 5, 2014, 1:04 am
Thank you and glad you enjoyed it mao!
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:32 pm
You Did It Again MissPrss 5 Golden L'S Thank You.


JUST BECAUSE - You Are Scarred For Life Does Not Mean You Should Be Scared To Live




TRAFFIC - It scares away the fish




microns -


TAGS: microns allergies scare selling techniques
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:57 pm
Oh, wait der! Blond moment for me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2014, 11:29 am
Lol, how's that?
MissPriss - May 22, 2014, 1:39 am
I swear to gawd...they do that with Reeses Peanut b***er Cups too. 5Lbs of scare so far and counting.


E-HARMONY - They say there's a match for every one, they just haven't met Aunt Edna yet


TAGS: blind dates are scarey
Rating: 4.17/5

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rerun - May 9, 2010, 9:51 pm

this father/son reunion sponsered by Motifake.com
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 9:17 pm
Hi Dad!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 7:57 pm
ICEMAN's Mother.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 4:10 pm
Moooooooooooooooooo's wife.
Zed - May 9, 2010, 11:36 am
What the F*CK IS that thing???


Jet Skis -




OTHER ALIASES USED: - Go ahead, try and hide from your racist, ignorant, biased, hate-filled comments and posters by not logging in. We will still know who you are, genius.


TAGS: coward wuss scared afraid hater timmy
Rating: 3.25/5

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MDoc - September 7, 2009, 12:08 am
just testing
BriaHere - August 7, 2009, 8:40 am
Canada, they'll probably see and continue to use multiple names. The internet phases them I guess.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:33 pm
5 lions, J-man. Also, excellent choice of Timmy for the poster.
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 5:29 pm
Most of these idiots have no idea how the site works...I mean, how many Timmys have we exposed like this now?
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 4:58 pm
i think if this poster is seen enough people will stop pertending to be multiple people
Jmac0585 - August 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
I already have enough people that 1 me as it is. I was hoping to avoid another. The principle in action.
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
oh yea i found it
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 4:52 pm
ya it does,its on the latest comments tab like 1-2 pages back
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 4:49 pm
no longer exists
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 4:48 pm
but i wouldnt have blocked out the name he used and time..........................so here it is.. ????? - Aug 6, 2009 10:44am, #105265
Jmac0585 - August 6, 2009, 4:46 pm
Thank you. Glad I could beat you, C.
spacedog - August 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
Holy smokes, you're on a roll Jmac0585. Twenty lions.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 4:36 pm
GOOD POSTER!!! i was in the middle of making that exact poster when i seen that!


LUCKY COP - Got his picture taken with the MAYOR and the Chief of Police.


TAGS: clowns scare me too
Rating: 2.92/5

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Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:05 pm
The Danes are not used to this kind of weirdness.
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:28 pm
Chompers is the Chief of Police of BarterTown?? who'd have known?


HIPPOPOTOMONSTRESESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA; THE FEAR OF LONG WORDS - The name scares the sh@# out of it's victims!




PAKISTANI SECURITY FORCES - Trained to RUN in any combat situation


TAGS: pakistani security force run away scared combat
Rating: 2.73/5

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AMQ - November 11, 2009, 3:33 pm
Get your facts right. This is Indian Army Uniform (including shield) and probably taken in Kashmire


SCARE FORCE ONE: I'M SURE NEW YORK IS OVER THE WHOLE 9-11 THING BY NOW -


TAGS: scare force one air force one flyby manhattan new york ph**o op
Rating: 2.53/5

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Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 5:22 am
Well somebody obviously went through a pretty ****ed up train of thought because.....it happened. Could be this kind of stupid train of thought, maybe not.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:09 pm
Left-justify... much?


Combat Reflexes -


TAGS: scare
Rating: 2.23/5

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CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 5:17 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg3zesVdhSY For anyone who hasn't seen it.
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:15 pm
Not a great one but DANG! it's early
Jmac0585 - June 30, 2009, 10:02 am
If you didn't vote at least a 3, you didn't see the original vid. It was stellar. Next time scare the newest member of the chess club.
Homeless Joe - April 21, 2008, 3:16 pm
The video was great. Guy in the trash got knocked the f*** out.


SCARECROWS - The only things on the planet worse off than blondes


TAGS: scarecrow blonde
Rating: 2.17/5

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Saint - August 19, 2008, 10:57 pm
f*** this is the worst one ever...EVER EVER EVER..christ


SANTA OUGHTTA BE THE ONE SCREAMING - Those toe-headed kids are freaking me out! This is an Image thats going to stay with me for a long while!




TRYING TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL? -


TAGS: at least move that remote away it scares people
Rating: 1.25/5

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robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:53 pm
Aggy, they might have been classifying women as people again
forseti - April 4, 2010, 2:59 pm
...so where was this "not funny enough" - approver when needed?!?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm
What? A remote scares a male? Where are you from? 1835?


Robots -


TAGS: robots work scared
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - February 28, 2017, 9:23 pm

Demotivating, but more terrifying than anything.


when redheads get mad -


TAGS: angry redhead satan gets scared
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - June 6, 2017, 1:11 am
Hail Boudicca!
mizzdizz - May 14, 2017, 7:33 pm
(eeeevil chuckle) that red hair? Its a warning! normal chuckle, chuckle....
JesusWept - May 14, 2017, 2:50 pm
I just tried that. Now I'm traumatised for life :-O
mizzdizz - May 13, 2017, 3:50 am
Thanks, Cern! Used Google, 'angry redhead pics'.
concern3 - May 13, 2017, 3:33 am
Where did you get that picture of carrot top with a knife? Funny. UP yours
mizzdizz - May 12, 2017, 10:13 am
Thanks, JW! Good idea!
JesusWept - May 12, 2017, 8:55 am
Everybody does lolol. ^^^^^Up


There were things you wanted to tell me -


TAGS: things tell dying say scared voice faltered sewed lips buried
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 29, 2016, 6:16 am

wowzers
mizzdizz - October 28, 2016, 11:35 pm
Excellent, 69! Glad you're making posters again and showing us how it's done. ^!


Fright -


TAGS: fright scary monster being scared whos the scary one anyways rodou sanka
Rating: 4.86/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 10:01 pm
TRUE! 5 L Silvie!
lgvernon - March 10, 2015, 1:03 pm

I love this.


Made You Look -


TAGS: calendar ghost scare
Rating: 4.82/5

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JesusWept - February 21, 2016, 5:14 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - February 21, 2016, 3:42 am
Nice a 5er


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